The Single One…
I was just thinking about how of all my close friends I’m the single one! What the heck is that about? Perhaps it’s because I am the most complicated of us all? Well aside from me there is my friend @the_hair. He’s single too but he doest count really because he has two kids and he’s just a little older.
@Jstnalxndr has a boyfriend and things are going greate with them. they’ve known each other like 6 years or something insainly long like that. Then there is @getfun he’s been dating his boyfriend so long i think he’s trying to set a new world record for longest gay male to male relationship or something. My friend @fe_fi_fo_femily and @mysticbabe are both married to cute boys. My friend @b2theetch is also about to get into a relationship but she might not count either because she is lesbian and lesbians and relationships are as common as a glass of water.
Oh well I won’t rush it. I’m sure he’s out there. The universe will bring us together in time. It just sucks sometimes being the single one wondering what the hell your doing wrong that you just can’t find the one…
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